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Florida Man on Lawnmower Hits Cop Car, Gets Arrested for DUI

A Haines City man was arrested and charged with driving under the influence after he allegedly crashed his lawnmower into a police cruiser.

According to Haines City Police Department, Polk County Prison records and a report in The Lakeland Ledger, Gary Wayne Anderson was charged with driving under the influence and refusing to submit to a DUI test on May 5. The crash occurred around 7 pm outside Rodriguez Fashion on US-17/92 North. The Haines City Police Department told News Channel 8 WFLA that an officer was inside when he heard a loud noise come from outside where his cruiser was parked.

The officer involved claims he spotted Anderson on a lawnmower with an attached trailer. The officer also noted there was minor damage to the back bumper on his police car.

According to WFLA, Anderson admitted he was drunk and hit the cruiser but claimed he didn’t cause any damage. Officers claim Anderson couldn’t complete field sobriety tests and noted that his demeanor “ranged from laughing to aggressive.”

Anderson was taken to Heart of Florida Regional Medical Center, where he provided a breathalyzer sample. According to police, his blood-alcohol content was .241 – more than three times the legal limit.

Officers said Anderson also had cocaine in his system. Anderson accused the police of putting the cocaine in his system, “while directing profane language and racial slurs at the officer,” police say.

Haines City Police Chief Jim Elensky told WFLA he was proud of his officers’ behavior throughout the incident and shared his quote on the department’s official Facebook page.

According to court records, Anderson’s driver’s license has been suspended since March 1978. He also has two prior DUI convictions.

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3. Florida Man charged with breach of peace after allegedly threatening to unleash “turtle army” on the public, disrupting a police station and cursing at 7-11 customers. Thomas Lane, 61 of Indialantic was charged with breach of peace and misusing 911, and resisting an officer without violence. According to Brevard County Sheriff’s Office and News13, Lane was arrested after reports that he made multiple threats at various locations along the boardwalk of Indialantic, near Melbourne Beach allegedly calling himself “the Saint” and threatening people by saying “his turtle army will destroy them.”

2. Florida Man charged with disorderly intoxication after allegedly shoveling spaghetti into his face and threatening employees 

According to reports from Collier County Sheriff’s Office and NBC-2 of Southwest Florida, police were called to an Olive Garden at 1565 5th St. South, where Ben Padgett, 32, allegedly asked patrons for money as they approached the restaurant’s main entrance and then threatened a restaurant employee who asked him to stop, saying “I could beat your ass.”

When the employee went back inside to call the police, Padgett reportedly followed the employee inside then asked what kind of genitals he had. When police arrived on the scene, they reportedly found Padgett sitting on a bench near the front door, shirtless and shoving spaghetti into his mouth.

1. Days After Buying $8 Million Private Island, Florida Man Busted For Stealing $300 In Merch From Kmart

According to arrest logs from Monroe County Sheriff’s Office and reports from the Key West Police Department and TheSmokingGun.com, Andrew Lippi, 59, was charged with felony grand theft rap for allegedly swiping coffeemakers, linen, and light bulbs from a Kmart in Key West. According to the police report, the loot allegedly stolen by Lippi had a total value of approximately $300, and the arrest came only a few days after FlKeysNews.com published an article about Lippi’s recent purchase of a private island for $8 million.

Florida man worried about vampires burns down his house, police say

Daytona Beach police said Weaver’s wife sought to have him committed for mental health reasons on Sunday. But when police arrived around 2 p.m., Weaver was acting rationally and police determined that he could not be involuntarily committed under the state’s Baker Act, according to news4jax.com.

But by 7 p.m., Weaver grew angry and began hitting his wife and breaking windows with his cane, police said. “The vampires are going to defend themselves,” he shouted, according to the arrest report.

Weaver then set fire to the home by throwing ceiling insulation onto the stove, the report said. His wife was in the house at the time of the fire, but she managed to escape unharmed.

Weaver grabbed a kitchen knife and began knocking on neighbors’ doors, saying his house was on fire and that his wife was inside, the report said. He was arrested at the scene.

Florida Man Arrested for Practicing Fake Dentistry in Bus, AKA – “Mobile Office”

From Miami CBS Local and Miami Dade Police Department – According to Miami-Dade Police Medical Crimes Unit investigators, Daniela Sulbaran Gonzalez, 37, and Victor Bernal, 44, of Miami, were providing dental services inside a bus located in a parking lot at 6001 NW 74th Avenue in West Miami-Dade.

Fake Dentist Bus – Courtesy of Miami-Dade Police Dept.

After several months of investigation, undercover operatives from the Florida Department of Health and the MDPD Medical Crime Unit, posed as patients on Nov. 15.Bernal and Sulbaran diagnosed and offered treatment to the undercover detectives. At that point, both individuals were taken into custody without incident and charged for the unlicensed activity, according to police.

Neither has ever been licensed in Florida. Bernal is also charged with drug possession with the intent to sell, dispense, or deliver drugs without a prescription.


Florida Woman Steals Lobster, Curses Out Staff at Red Lobster.

Gabel

A woman told Pinellas County deputies she was “blacked out drunk” after allegedly stole a live lobster from a tank at a Red Lobster and ran out of the restaurant. According to a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office report, 42-year-old Kimberly Gabel was “causing a scene” at the restaurant when she was approached by a manager. At about 1:15 p.m. Saturday, Gabel was asked to leave the restaurant after customers complained about her causing a disturbance. Deputies said she began cursing, then headed toward the exit and “proceeded to reach into a water tank containing live lobster, grabbed a lobster and ran out of the restaurant.” Gabel said she does not recall what she did with the lobster.

Gabel was arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and petit theft for causing a disturbance in the Red Lobster at 6151 34th St N. in St. Petersburg. She was released on $100 bond.

Mom and Son Drift Miles Out in Gulf on Giant Swan Float

ANNA MARIA ISLAND, FL – Tara Myers and her son are grateful to be alive after a strong current transformed a relaxing day at the beach into a terrifying struggle to survive. Myers a native Floridian, told the Anna Maria Islander that she was amazed at how fast the raft drifted as she attempted to keep her 7-year-old son calm.

“I was not sure if we were going to keep drifting because land just kept getting farther and farther and farther away,” Tara told us. She knew she had to act fast.“Then it happened so quickly. The wind, the currents took us straight out from the Sandbar (Restaurant). We were drifting — drifting to Mexico.”

Myers tried to get other boats to notice their plight, but alert beachgoers ended up being their heroes after they noticed the raft and alerted West Manatee Fire Rescue, which eventually sent a rescue boat. “I thank God people saw us from the beach,” Myers said.

According to TheIslander.org, Myers and her son destroyed the Mega Swan by poking it with a shark’s tooth Brennan had with him and Myers is baking banana bread for her heroes on the WMFR boat.


ST. AUGUSTINE, FL – According to ActionNewsJax.com, a man in St. Johns County, Florida, was discovered dead in a chair in his home after it was determined he likely caught fire while smoking cigarettes.

The 67-year-old man was discovered by his daughter, who said her father smoked cigarettes but usually turned off the oxygen. First responders found the oxygen tank, an ashtray, a pack of cigarettes and a light in front of him.

The man’s body was burned, but the rest of the man’s home contained only smoke damage and didn’t appear to catch fire, the report said.


Gainesville Man Used Motorized Tricycle In Attempt To Elude Police

Mimbs.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – A three-wheeled Schwinn bicycle was no match for the Gainesville Police Department when a suspected burglar was on the run.

According to WJXT News4Jax and Gainesville Police Dept., Joshua Mimbs was spotted knocking on doors in a local neighborhood asking for a bicycle and looking into a home.

When officers arrived, they spotted Mimbs riding a tricycle outfitted with an electric motor, Mimbs kept riding away. Eventually, Mimbs tried to run off but was quickly stopped.

Police said Mimbs, who was already on probation for grand theft auto, had broken into the home and taken the tricycle, which was worth $600, from the garage.

Mimbs was booked into the Alachua County jail on charges of burglary, grand theft, resisting an officer without violence and probation violation.


Naked Florida man starts house fire while smoking pot, drinking and baking cookies on George Foreman grill

According to reports from Northwest Florida Daily News and the Niceville Police & Fire Departments, a naked man rescued from a house fire admitted to accidently setting his house on fire after he drank 2 liters of vodka, smoked marijauna and attempted to bake cookies on an indoor grill known as a George Forman grill.

According to reports, the grill and cookies caught fire after he left the grill unattended. When the man attempted to cover the flame with towels, the towels also caught fire.

As firefighters extinguished several items in the home which caught fire, an officer detained the man and removed him from the house for his own safety. Firefighters said that if he had stayed in the home much longer, he could have possibly died from smoke inhalation. Fortunately, the incident ended with no life-threatening injuries.


Ocala Couple Suspected of Dealing Drugs Through Drive Through Window in Trailer

Image Credit: WFTV

According to WFTV and Ocala Police Department, a local couple was arrested after a series of local overdoses led law enforcement to their trailer where a drugs were allegedly sold through a special-built drive through window, which included an open/closed sign.

“We were seeing some overdose incidents that were happening in this particular area, specifically at this particular location,” Ocala police Capt. Steven Cuppy told WFTV. “There (were) some heroin sales that were going on there. Subsequently, through the investigation, we were able to determine that product was laced with fentanyl.”

William Parrish Jr. and McKenzee Dobbs were arrested on multiple charges,, including drug possession, selling drugs and keeping or maintaining a dwelling used to keep or sell drugs.


Pet Monkey Bites Boy at Carrabba’s Restaurant in Stuart, FL

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An informal weekly event known as “Monkey Mondays” at Carrabba’s Italian Grill in Stuart was cancelled after an 8-year old boy was bitten by one of two pet monkeys brought by a local couple.

According to the Miami Herald, the couple started the exotic pet-friendly tradition when they brought their two pet monkeys to eat outside on Carraba’s patio. Eventually, the wait staff started calling the patron’s weekly routine as “Monkey Mondays,”

However, those days are over after a 9-month-old Capuchin named JoJo bit an 8-year-old boy on the finger.

On July 16, the Herald states, JoJo the monkey’s owners warned an 8-year-old boy and his father who were dining on the patio that the monkey was “being hyper.” The boy then pet the monkey, who was seated in a high-chair at the table. When the boy returned to pet JoJo again later in the meal, the monkey bit the boy on his pinkie finger.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission investigated the monkey owners’ home, which they found to be a “safe and adequate environment” for the five monkeys the couple owns. But the FWC did cite the owners for not having JoJo’s rabies shots up to date; the owners say their veterinarian mistakenly told them the rabies vaccine wasn’t required. They have since updated his rabies vaccine, the Herald reports.

As for those Monkey Mondays, Carrabba’s manager Ramona Cook told the Herald that they are now cancelled, and henceforth the restaurant patio will only allow “recognized service dogs and ponies.”